Are You Laughing At Me?

It's time for the February 4th version of Thursday Thunks!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color of doom, and the number 999.

1. You walk into a room. Someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do?
I laugh too. Why not?

2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name?

Its a cute baby platypus, not a dinosaur! I name her Patricia, aka Patty the Platypus.

3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why?

It’s most likely that I would be related to Radioactive Man given my scientific affinities.

4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier. He begins harassing

you in a most repulsive way. What'll be your defense?

If ignoring him doesn’t work, I will push him off the edge of the pier.

5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you're encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument. You grab the microphone and sing.

What’s the question here? I can’t imagine that I would sing. Who says that I do?

6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why?

Gerald McBoing-Boing because he a silly character and not a bizarre-looking character. He speaks through sound effects instead of spoken words!

7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy). What sport(s) will you compete in?

I will enter the speed skating. Compared to most people who skate recreationally, I’m quite fast. But I’m sure I don’t compare to the other Olympians (unless they were all drafted the same way I was).

8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song?
They applaud because I did not sing!