Think you're in love?

Think again...

10 Signs Of Being In Love That Might Actually Be Symptoms Of Crippling Or Fatal Disease

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack)

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: early onset Alzheimer's Disease

5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: nymphomania

6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: multiple sclerosis

7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: OCD

8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: leukemia

9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: mental disorder such as bipolar disorder, clinical depression, generalized anxiety disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, or schizophrenia

10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: schizophrenia

(This is circulating in e-mails and thought it was funny. I'm all about being in love and feeling those butterflies and other lovey feelings. But this is funny.)