Return of the Thursday Thunks: Pass the paste, please

Welcome to the March 17th edition of Thursday Thunks!
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want.
The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of melting snow and the number 456.

1. There is a song out there about you... it's on the radio, the video is on tv (just not MTV) and everybody in the world knows this song is about you. Who sings it?
Everybody sings it everywhere. In the shower, in their cars...

4. Have you ever sneaked..snuck...snucked...what is the right word? into a movie?
I have never sneaked into a movie. I was never interested in going to the movies as a teenager; besides, my parents let us watch most R rated movies at home anyways.

3. Déjà vu; meaning "already seen", is the experience of feeling sure that one has already witnessed or experienced a current situation, even though the exact circumstances of the previous encounter are uncertain and were perhaps imagined. Thoughts on what it is? Have you experienced it?
I kinda like the weird feeling. I think that these situations often arise from dreams.

2. Stick it to me, baby. What is the last bumper sticker you saw and why do you remember it?
I’m sure I saw several on my walk to work this morning, but I don’t know which was the last one that I saw.
The other day I parked behind a car that had Pennsylvania plates and an “Impeach Governor Christie” bumper sticker. Why can't people confine their political opinions those those matters with which they are legally allowed to have a say/vote?

10. Ever wonder what fish think about?
Dori in Finding Nemo gave me the answer: “Just keep swimming… just keep swimming…”

8. If you could paint President Obama's fingernails any color, what would it be?
I don’t like giving other people manicures.

7. Do you have seat covers on your car seats? What do they look like?
The manufacturer kindly put padding and gray fabric covers over the seat frames.

6. For the rest of your life you can eat one spice and one spice only (on whatever food you want, of course), what spice do you choose?
I couldn’t live without garlic for two reasons. I’m Italian and don’t want to become a vampire.

9. If you could slide down a rainbow, which side would you slide down? Obviously, I would pick the one that landed at the pot of gold.

5. So a mom is suing her kids' preschool because it failed to prepare the child for the kindergarten entrance exam... did you eat paste in preschool?
No, but I did like to smell the rubber cement in kindergarten. That might explain a lot.